“The excitement is mounting here outside the hall. The big stars are arriving. There’s our host Jasia. Rumors said she might borrow the meat dress from Lady Gaga, but this appears not to be the case. She does look hot though.”
“Look there’s Thomas and Greta and Randy. Is that Footnote Maven with them? Could that be Apple with Bill West? Dear Myrtle is here with Miriam Midkiff. Look at the array of transportation they’re arriving in! Are they trying to park that giant RV? Does it contain their entourage? That’s Carol. I think Man is her only entourage. Who’s that with the little red wagon? That’s Kerry Scott; she brought the kids. Is that a nun on a motorcycle? Now there’s something you don’t see everyday. That’s Sheri Fenley, she’s into alternative transportation.”
” Who’s that way in the back? Is she wearing blue jeans? Oh, that’s Judy from Genealogy Gals. The word is she only wears blue jeans. You know she’s spent years in the laboratory. Those people don’t own grown up clothes. I think that’s Pat with her. They always travel together. The gals are a real dark horse, but they’re nominated in 5 categories.”
” Let’s move inside and see how it goes.”
In the category of Best Picture the three nominees are:
And the winner is: Stanley and Henrietta
This picture just has so much charm and so much memory. It’s a winner in my book.
In the category of Best Biography the nominees are:
Civil War stories–a two part series about the Civil War years of Charles Minor
The Two Jessie Martins–a stirring story told on land and sea
It’s hard to beat a true story told in voices long since gone.
In the category of Best Documentary the nominees are:
And the winner is: The Davies Mansion
This is a story of survival with more to come
In the category of Best Screen Play the nominees are.
And the award goes to: Cutting Wood for the Mississippi Steamboats. I can see Mark Wahlburg in the role of the young Charles Minor in Cutting Wood for the Mississippi Steamboats. That works; there would have to be an extensive personal interview process of course.
The nominees for Best Comedy are:
And the iGene goes to Oh..Christmas Tree.
Every once in a while we try to bring a little laughter into the world. If you like that sort of thing check next Monday.
Wait, we’re not done. There’s a surprise 6th category.